This one is just quik post to illustrate to our friends less familiar with thanksgvinig rituals the wierdness of some items:
Tofurkey. WTF????? Why? Who came up with this? Are you a vegetarian/vegan? eat vegetables that look like vegetables. If you want something that looks like turkey and tastes like turkey, that eat a freaking turkey!

Do they make porkalad? porkchops that look and somehow taste like salad? NO! So why make Tofurkey?
Anyway, that’s it.